Please Die, David Cage.'.” - Matt “ You don't know what you're talking about I know about cheating.” - Pat “ My dick has never been this far inside my body as it is right now.” - Pat “ Look at those posters in the back of people playing David Cage games.” - Matt “ Yeah, they're burning in hellfire.” - Pat “ This is a watershed moment for Shrek Best Friends Play.” - Matt “ This is the worst game we've ever played!” - Pat “ That camera shot looks like it's gonna pan up to him pounding you in the ass or something.” - Pat “ You see, I'm the Nomad Soul. With both of those things.” - Woolie “ Alright, this one goes up to the guys in the balcony, it's called 'I Hate You. Personality tripe?” - Woolie “ Matt, I think you're done here.” - Pat “ *Yawn*” - Matt “ I agree. That's the 'strangle me now to death' word.” - Pat “ Is this just gonna be futuristic mandingo fighting?” - Matt “ Thank you for your fluids.” - Woolie “ See if you can use your inventory now that you're dead.” - Pat “ Pat, your brain is stupid!” - Woolie “ Giving you double thumbs ups with my middle fingers.” - Pat “ Get sad.” - Pat “ No, that was terrible.” - Woolie “ You're terrible.” - Pat “ You're David Cage.” - Woolie “ Zaaa! Oh, oh, oh, oh! Is that what we're doing now?” - Pat “ Opinionated alt Asian. You're car now.” - Pat “ Man, I wish there was a Stand called Belvedere.” - Matt “ There will be one day.” - Pat “ I'm interpreting that you think your own fart smell like unicorns.” - Pat “ Cardboard's the new erotic material.” - Matt “ Goddamn, Johnny Noseface.” - Woolie “ You gotta gussy yourself up like Joseph.” - Woolie “ Make a few dollars from the Nazis.” - Pat “ My safe word is David Cage.” - Matt “ That's the danger word.
I don't give a shit.” - Matt “ Think about a cube and think about a human face and then you'll get Ann Coulter.” - Matt “ That white hair got me all porked up.” - Pat “ The year is double-oh seventy-nine Universal Cage Century.” - Woolie “ Pat, if I ever possessed your body, I'd pick up human shit.” - Woolie “ A dick that's shaped like a ham would be horrific.” - Pat “ Speak right into her butt-hole.” - Pat “ Yeah, it's kind of like an amplifier.” - Matt “ My name is not the car.” - Matt “ Dammit.
Yeah.” - Woolie “ The blackest girl I've ever seen, Gwyneth Paltrow.” - Matt “ She's made out of chalk.” - Pat “ If you're able to look at Liv Tyler and get Steven Tyler's face out of your mind, then props to you.” - Woolie “ I'd fuck Steve or Liv Tyler. I'm really good at it.” - Matt “ Shujinko, not the most disliked Mortal Kombat character.” - Matt “ Really? Mocap?” - Pat “ Bo' Rai Cho.” - Matt “ But it's not actually Bo' Rai Cho, that's just the only one people remember.” - Woolie “ That's not the people's fault.” - Matt “ Yeah, that black girl, Gwyneth Paltrow.
Quotes “ What kind of dream is it?” - Woolie “ A bad dream.” - Pat “ Sadness: The Beginning.” - Woolie “ This might be the fastest start to stupid shit ever.” - Pat “ I thought it was an elevator but it was a stool.” - Pat “ Leon Kennedy.” - Woolie “ Don't you dare.” - Pat “ When you take over soemone's body and it's not yours, make sure you fuck that guy's wife.” - Woolie “ If you could bang your hot wife but every time you did demon's would come after you, would you still do it?” - Woolie “ Yeah, what's the difference?” - Pat “ Gangurro Girl, that was a great flash game.” - Pat “ Why can't we do a fucking LP of that.
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